Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
