sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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