Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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