the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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