Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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