and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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