Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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