mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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