Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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