No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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