Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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