Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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