WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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