Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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