Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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