I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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