how do flat chested girls get laid?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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