when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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