Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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