just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Terrible idea I love it
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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