She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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