so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
These tits shall not be calmed
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Never joke about your clitoris.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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