His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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