Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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