Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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