i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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