never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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