Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
