Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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