he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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