Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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