either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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