Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's rum buckets o'clock
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
