Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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