i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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