i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Randomize