I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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