its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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