So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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