His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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