I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Randomize
