the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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