so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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