awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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