Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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