I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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