do herpes really smell.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just had sex on a roof
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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