How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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