i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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