My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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