The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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