Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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