It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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