You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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