Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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