What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
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