i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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